CPR for the Soul

LB Judean Hills
Have you ever been in a great mood, upbeat and optimistic, when all of a sudden, you encounter someone whom you really don't like? Or maybe it was someone who insulted you, cheated you or upset you terribly in the past. Whatever the case might be, we sometimes encounter people who bring out the worst in us, whether it's anger or some other unpleasant emotion.

What's happening to us in a situation like that?

Imagine that your soul is a tiny flickering candle that illuminates the darkness in your life. The individual who triggered your negative reaction is like someone who threw cold water on the candle and extinguished it. The challenge now is to rekindle the candle as fast as you can and return to the pre-upset equilibrium.

In simple terms, if something or someone snuffs our joy in life, we have to ignite it again as fast as possible. You might call this emergency CPR for the soul. That's what we'll learn right now. My feature article in this week's new edition of Breslev Israel web magazine, Igniting the Soul in Five, will tell you exactly what to do. Don't miss it.

Also featured this week:

Rabbi Shalom Arush - Slander? Not in My Mouth

Racheli Reckles - The Car Show at Cary

Dr. Zev Ballen - Plugging In To Divine Power

Alizah Teitelbaum - Keeping the Show Going

Yehudit Channen - Know Why!

David Ben Horin - Choose Your Passport

Channa Coggan - Uman, The Ultimate Cleansing

Enjoy, and have a delightful new week!


More on the Monsanto Monster

Monster
My esteemed friend Dr. Yehuda Frischman, DAOM, is a Doctor of Acupuncture and Oriental Medicine as well as a specialist in traditional Jewish medicine. He sent us the following email, which is a must-see for your health and protection: 

Dear Reb Lazer,

Your wonderful article on the axis of evil: Monsanto-Bayer-Farben deeply resonated with me. By the way, are you aware that Monsanto genetically modified crops make up between 50-95% of the American supply of corn, soy, rapeseed ("canola"), cotton, alfalfa, sugar beets and payaya? (Oh, and BTW, they have come up with a way to make Monsanto cheese, using their own laboratory produced bacteria modified with rennet produced from GM cow genes!). The only way to ascertain that you're not getting GM crops is to buy organic, like you say. But it gets better (or worse?) Monsanto back around 20 years ago tried to introduce a genetically modified wheat, that they claimed was nutritionally identical to regular wheat. Their was such an uproar, that they withdrew their patent request. BUT, what they don't tell you is that mysteriously, this Monsanto wheat: MON 71800 which is glyphosate (the main ingredient in Roundup and the one which causes autism and other brain impairments - LB) resistant, has turned up on farms from Oregon to Kansas, from Japan to India, as well as throughout Europe. Why is that? Well if you've ever seen wheat, the wind causes the germ to blow far and wide and it cross-pollinates with any other wheats that it happens to meet. In other words, the Genie is out of the bottle, and essentially (except, I've heard in the interior of Australia) it is impossible to find wheat which has not been hybridized with MON 71800.

So what is wrong with genetically modified crops? Here's what they do: to prevent pests from eating and "contaminating" crops Monsanto splices in a gene which causes the digestive tract of insects to explode (apoptosis). The trouble is that the same thing happens when we ingest these GM crops--we suffer from extreme inflammation in our guts! So what can we do about it? 1. Only eat organic produce. 2. Only buy heirloom wheats which do not breed with "modern" wheat: such as Einkorn, Kamut, Emmer and Faro.

One additional point I think you might find interesting is the origin Canola oil.   Back in the early '70s at the university of Manitoba, rapeseed oil, which is very high in toxic erucic acid, became the first Genetically modified plant grown in large quantities, spliced to eliminate its erucic acid.  To "honor" their country, the scientists who invented this original "Frankenstein" plant called it Canola, a contraction of Canadian oil. 

May we all enjoy good health.

Fondly, Yidel


Rich Man, Poor Man

Shavua Tov! King Solomon, the wisest of all men who ever walked the face of the earth, said: "The rich man and the poor man meet - Hashem made both of them" (Proverbs 22:2) – this passage has special significance for Elul, something we all need to know in preparing for Rosh Hashanah:

We strongly recommend sending a A Pidyon Nefesh to Rav Shalom Arush via Emuna Outreach, who'll pray for you in Uman on Erev Rosh Hashana.


The Beams Friday Web Yeshiva: Shabbat Shoftim

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We here at the Beams are delighted to feature select lessons, brief and comprehensible, from Breslev Israel's distinguished staff of English speaking rabbis. We surely hope you enjoy this, so don't let your day go by without grabbing some Torah, especially ideas that you can say over at your Shabbat table. What's more, each week we feature a taste of the Chassidic world's most popular niggunim, which you can also sing at your Shabbat table.   

With many of our rabbis still on vacation, this week we'll hear from Rabbi Shalom Arush and Rabbi Lazer Brody, who are manning the fort. Our musical guest this week is our cherished friend from Monsey, New York, one of Jewish music's leading singers, Shloimie Daskal, singing a gorgeous rendition of the Chuppa niggun, Mi Adir, accompanied by Yisroel Lamm and his orchestra in a fantastic production by our esteemed and dear friend Aaron Teitelbaum. Enjoy and have a lovely Shabbat!

Lesson #1 - The Rosh Yeshiva, Rav Shalom Arush shlit'a: Paradise in This World (4 minutes)

This world can either be a Garden of Eden or a terrible purgatory. It all depends on the choice each of us can make, to live with emuna or not. Let's hear our beloved teacher, Rav Shalom Arush shlit'a (Hebrew, with English subtitles):

Lesson #2 - Rabbi Lazer Brody - Parshat Shoftim: Be Your Own Cop (10 minutes)

Every single general directive in this week's Torah portion also is an intrinsic directive for every individual, especially during the month of Elul. Just as we have a national judicial system, each of us should have an individual judicial apparatus…

Now, for the spiritual, calorie-free dessert - the musical cherry on our cake:

In Jewish tradition, as the bridegroom enters the wedding canopy or chuppa, we sing a moving melody entitled, Mi Adir, or "He who is mighty". Here is Shloimie Daskal singing Mi Adir with the inspiring "You Raise Me Up" melody by Josh Groban. Enjoy, and sing along - for your enjoyment pleasure, you'll find the lyrics in transliteration and translation directly below the vid (don't let the gray screen scare you - click on the vid, it works): 

Transliteration:

Mi adir al hakol, 
Mi baruch al hakol, 
Mi gadol al hakol, 
Mi dagul al hakol, 
Hu yivarech es hechasan 
Hu yivarech es hakallah 
Hu yivarech es hechasan v'es hakallah

Translation:

He who is mighty above all beings, 
He who is blessed above all beings, 
He who is great above all beings, 
He who is distingui​shed above all beings, 
May he bless the bridegroo​m 
May he bless the bride 
May he bless the bridegroo​m and the bride.

ROSH HASHANAH IS IN 3 SHORT WEEKS - DON'T FORGET PIDYON NEFESH

Pidyon Nefesh is a very special and powerful prayer and blessing that has the spiritual strength of a sacrifice in the Bet Hamikdash to atone for sin and to mitigate severe judgments. The bigger and more pious the tzaddik, the more effective the "pidyon", which literally means "redemption", where one's money is literally a sacrifice for one's body and soul. The pidyon money "redeems" the nefesh, or soul, in other words, "Pidyon Nefesh." This is used when a major salvation is needed, such as in the case of a dangerous illness, a severe court case, or as a rescue from trouble or danger. Rebbe Nachman of Breslev says that Pidyon Nefesh is the "sweetening", or mitigation of harsh decrees and serves as a salvation from any trouble, for the main cure and solution of sickness is the pidyon (see Likutei Moharan II:3).

We strongly recommend sending a A Pidyon Nefesh to Rav Shalom Arush via Emuna Outreach, who'll pray for you in Uman on Erev Rosh Hashana.


Patience? I Ain't Got No Time For That!

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That line has got to be one of my favorite memes I ever did see. It's so ironically funny.

Well, this summer has been an endless test of patience. Finding schools and a place to live has been harder than I expected. 

Even getting our driver's licenses has been a challenge that we haven't yet overcome. Turns out yours truly, Mrs. Genius de la Geniuses, never actually officially changed her name. Like, legally. Like, ooops. I had no idea! 

I went to the driver's license place to renew my license and they said the system wouldn't let them do it because I never changed my last name. Well how was I supposed to know? No one told me! You would think the guy at the legal place where people go to get legally married would have told me that I'm legally supposed to change my name. 

Anyway. Check out this couch! It's so symbolic of how my summer has been. And it's really nice, right?

G-d I LOVE Costco!

Did I mention that whole little test of patience thing? Well. Basically it's been like banging my head against the wall to accomplish anything. Driver's licenses, school, finding a place, finding furniture, absolutely everything was and still is preceded by a brick wall. 

The original school we had planned on attending didn't work out. So we spent many weeks looking for a new school. B"H yesterday the kids were accepted to a school that I had not planned on looking at. And whaddayaknow? They have amazing programs in English and Math that can be individualized for the kids!

The area and apartment building we wanted to live in didn't accept us. At the last minute. Apparently there's a rule here of only six people maximum in a 3 bedroom apartment. Can you imagine if that rule were in Israel? Each family would have like, seven apartments! 

But finally, we found a house that's an actual house as you can see above. A real house. And affordable! I can't get over it. And the best part? The neighborhood is not only primarily shomer Shabbat Jews, but Israeli. That means no one cares if they hear you screaming at your kids from three doors down. Hopefully.

Oh, and there's even a shul in the neighborhood! A Sephardi one! Unbelievable, I tell you! 

The couch? Symbolic to the max. Do you know how many couches I looked at? How many arguments David and I had about couches? You can't imagine. But all the while, in the back of my mind, this couch was waiting for me in my imagination. At the last minute, just yesterday, we found it at Costco. It was love at first sight. The perfect balance of firmness and fluffiness. The perfect color and fabric and style. Just what I wanted.

Same goes for our kitchen table, which isn't set up yet. 

The main lesson I've learned from this summer is PATIENCE! 

I admit that I didn't and still don't have much of it. But I see very clearly that Hashem is definitely running the show, guiding us in the exact direction He wants us to move in. He's literally closed doors and opened new ones with such obvious divine providence, and it's an incredible thing to see.

I am so grateful for being forced to learn that patience is such a blessing. It saves you from tremendous stress when things aren't going your way. It helps you realize that you need to let go and let Hashem guide you. If your spiritual eyes are open, you'll see how everything will work out for your best. 

Ultimately, only Hashem knows what's best for each and every one of us. 

And if we can just remember that, imagine how much happier and more relaxed we'll be.  

Now I'm off do do some more serious damage at Costco. 

~Racheli

p.s.- Don't miss Rav Brody's weekly "Garden of Wisdom" lesson below! 


Rich Man, Poor Man

Rich Man  Poor Man
The arrogant dude in the above cartoon should chill and deflate, because in a blink of an eye, Hashem could knock him off that wad of bills and put the poor guy below in his stead. That's why King Solomon, the wisest of all men who ever walked the face of the earth, said:

"The rich man and the poor man meet - Hashem made both of them" (Proverbs 22:2).

Today's emuna shiur is an eye-opener, devoted totally to elaborating the above passage and its tremendous significance to each of us during the month of Elul.

Join us for today's emuna lesson and live broadcast from Jerusalem entitled "Rich Man, Poor Man", which will take place, G-d willing, on the ground-floor main sanctuary of the Chut Shel Chessed Yeshiva on 13 Shmuel Hanavi Street in Jerusalem at 7 PM Israel time; the shiur is open to the public - both men and women are invited. You can see today's lesson here - the broadcast, as well as our lessons posted from now on - are Mac and iPod compatible. If you tune in too early to the live broadcast link, you'll be sent to the main page of the Breslev Israel website, so try to tune in on time.  If you are not able to view today's broadcast live, then G-d willing, you'll be able to see the video tape of it later this coming week on Lazer Beams. 


Israel's Task

Rav Kook-Jlem

Let's see how well you know our great leaders, of blessed memory. Who said the following quote?

The unique strength of the Jewish people is not for self-centered nationalism, for military conquests and national aggrandizement. The eternal nature of Israel must be understood within the context of their special mission, to promulgate God's Name in the world.

Here's a hint - the same tzaddik also said this quote:

I did reveal the fundamental failure of the Zionists’ entire enterprise, namely the fact that they do not place at the top of their list of priorities the sanctity of God and His great Name, which is the power that enables Israel to survive.

1. Rebbe Yoel of Satmer

2. The Lubavitcher Rebbe

3. Rav Avraham Yitchak HaCohen Kook

4. The Chazon Ish

5. Rabbi Yosef Chaim Zonnenfeld

Not a single one of my national religious friends got the above quiz right. Most answered #1, #4, or #5...

If you answered #3, you're right. Rubbing your eyes? So many things have been done and said in Rav Kook's name. But Rav Kook, like all our other spiritual luminaries, saw our task first and foremost as "light unto the nations." What's more, in light of the above, I don't think that Rav Kook zatza"l would have agreed to the Nationality Law, which, "aims to codify Israel’s status as the nation-state of the Jewish people" - the Torah already does that! Then again, do you think for a moment that Rav Kook would have tolerated pride parades in Jerusalem or female instructors in IDF combat units? No and no! Back to the textbooks, brothers and sisters.

After I wrote the above post, Hashem reminded me that today is the third of Elul, the yahrtzeit of Rav Kook, marking his passing 83 years ago. Please light a candle for HaRav Avraham Yitzchak ben Shlomo Zalman HaCohen. Rav Kook's love for Eretz Yisroel and for every single Jew knew no bounds. May his saintly and blessed memory intercede in our behalf, amen! 


Bayer and Monsanto: Axis of Evil

Block 10
Block 10
 (image, above) was the infamous hellhole in the bowels of the Auschwitz concentration camp where the epitome of evil Nazi "doctor" Josef Mengele performed his atrocious experiments on humans during the Holocaust. Block 10 leads to Mengele, Mengele leads to Bayer, Bayer leads to Monsanto and Monsanto leads to the convenience food you're eating, either at home or on vacation. Sounds surreal? We wish it were...

The closer we get to Moshiach, the more we see Divine justice settling unfinished scores. An apparently innocuous item on the international news-wire reveals an iceberg of evil that Hashem's fiery wrath will soon erase from the face of the earth. The shares of Bayer Pharmaceuticals just fell 10%, the result of  their subsidiary Monsanto's failure to warn of the cancer risks posed by its infamous weed killer, Roundup

Before I tell you who Bayer is, they bought Monsanto earlier this year for $63 Billion. Our sages teach that evil attaches itself to evil. In short, Monsanto is a conglomerate of evil that creates pesticides that destroy every type of viable seed - not only weeds - except for seeds that Monsanto genetically engineers. So, once you spray your field with Roundup, your soil is poisoned to regular seeds and you can only use Monsanto's genetically-engineered seeds. But, new types of weeds set in that are immune to conventional weed killers, which require more and newer Monsanto weed killers. With mafia-like tactics, Monsanto has gone around the world, not only impoverishing farmers, poisoning their soil and indenturing them into virtual slavery, but causing an epidemic of farmer suicides, especially in India.

Monsanto also hijacks faculties of agriculture in the world's universities, so that agronomy students will learn to use their products only. Thank goodness I majored in horticulture and deciduous orchards, where Monsanto's poisoned hands didn't yet reach my teachers. Fortunately, you can grow an apple, a peach or a plum without spraying Roundup...

Back to Bayer, who owns Monsanto. Do you know who Bayer is? Have you ever heard of IG Farben?

Both my pulse and my mind are racing much faster than I can type (chill, Lazer!) - let's take it slow.

Do you know that IG Farben was behind the Nazi's mutilation of our holy teacher, Rav Shalom Arush's spiritual guide, Rabbi Yehuda Zev Leibowitz of saintly and blessed memory? That's why he could never have children. Let me be more specific:

IG Farben financed Hitler’s electoral campaign and became a staunch supporter of the Nazis. IG Farben worked closely with the Nazi party to take over manufacturing plants when the Germans invaded other European countries. IG Farben also held stock in and was represented on the board of the company which produced the gas used in the Holocaust gas chambers. IG Farben tested its products on the concentration-camp prisoners of Auschwitz. Even more, IG Farben had its own concentration campJosef Mengele, the gruesome butcher of Auschwitz, the SS doctor (sic) and Hitler's right-hand man in the planned annihilation of European Jewry, worked with IG Farben in doing his experimentation on human guinea pigs, one of whom was our sacred and beloved teacher Rabbi Yehuda Zev Leibowitz who succeeded in surviving the Holocaust.

Bayer is the successor and continuation of IG Farben. Monsanto belongs to Bayer.

Is the GMO and GE domination of our fields, crops and foodstuffs a continuation of the Nazi conspiracy to dominate the world? You make your own conclusions.

For anyone who seeks my advice, eat natural and organic as much as possible. Steer clear of US commercially grown corn and soybeans as well as processed foods that are full of such derivatives as corn syrup solids and soy isolate. If you have a headache, don't take Bayer aspirin. Chances are that your headache - and many other ills, such as your close friend's, your relative's or your own autistic child - come from the use of Roundup in growing the food you eat.

The closer we get to Moshiach, the more we'll see evil's foundations crumble. Meanwhile, don't lose heart, because the darkest darkness is right at the end of night, before the dawn of a new day.


And End to Gog and Magog in Your Home

Gaza Barrage
Right before the weekend, the south of Israel suffered barrages of over 200 rockets from Gaza. There's not much time to take cover, and the dangers are great, but there's a situation much worse that terrorist rocket fire.

It's easier to spend a night in a bomb shelter than it is to spend a night in a home where there's domestic strife. A luxury home in Beverly Hills, Bal Harbor or Great Neck can be twenty times worse that living within rocket range of Gaza.

Our sages hit bulls-eye when they said that family strife turns a home into a battlefield of Gog and Magog (Berachot 7b). Nothing is more aggravating to parents than fighting and bickering among their children. Strife and tension between parents and children is just as unsettling.

Here's the good news. You can return (or bring, in case you never had it) harmony to your home in less than five minutes. This is probably the easiest and most effective "feel fine in five" hacks that we've written about in recent weeks. Any family who has ever done this has reported phenomenal success, and I'm talking about families with 5+ rambunctious kids who go to war for every block of Lego.

Here's what you do:

Click here to see Family Harmony in Five, my feature article in this week's enjoyable new issue of Breslev Israel web magazine.

Also featured this week:

Rabbi Shalom Arush - A Happy Mouth

Racheli Reckles - Kites and Cures

Dr. Zev Ballen - Post-Traumatic Growth

Alizah Teitelbaum - A Man of Light and Air

Yehudit Channen - All in the Mindfulness

David Ben Horin - Reverse Inheritance

Lior Yehudai - Exiled to Siberia

Time's running out!! There are still a few places in our group for Uman, Rosh Hashanah 5779. For the experience of your life,  call 718-577-2975 ext.116 (USA) or 786-515-9737 in (USA) or 054 322 5138(Israel) or 02-532-3339, ext.116. Or you can email uman@breslev.co.il.

Blessings for a beautiful new week and new month of Elul!