The election campaign in Israel are a real drag. The way everyone is at everyone else's throats, you wouldn't think we don't have enemies on all the borders. We here at the Beams love unity and hate dissension, so we hereby lodge our one-minute protest against Jewish intramural badmouthing. You want to say something good about yourself? Go for it! But, please, don't diss your brother. Have a great Shabbat!