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Rav Shalom Arush - Lazer Brody English CD's Vol.I

  • First Place
    "First Place" is an important addition to our successful marriage series. Designed especially for men, this CD will help you rethink your priorities and succeed in building a home of happiness.
  • Education With a Smile
    This wonderful CD combines several of Lazer's English lessons on child education with the delightful Hebrew singing of the "Shalom Banayich" boys choir.
  • Queen of the Class
    This moving CD exposes the enormous damages of humiliating, insulting, or verbally abusing another human being. A must listen for teens and adults.
  • Joy: The Wonder Cure
    Joy, or "simcha", is the secret to health of the body, mind, and soul. That's all well and good, but how do we attain joy in life? Listen to this CD to find out...
  • Self Confidence
    This encouraging CD helps you cultivate your own wonderful qualities as a tool in building self confidence.
  • Life's Tests
    Life's high-stress test situations require preparation. This vital CD will help you cope in times of trials and tribulations.
  • Peace in the Home
    When you have peace in the home, you have everything. A few critical pointers from this CD will make a dramatic change in your marriage for the better. A must in every home.
  • Easy Income
    Here's good news: A pleasurable livelihood with much less effort and aggravation is within your reach. A few critical pointers from this CD will help take the pain out of making a living. A must for every working person.
  • Woman of Valor
    This important CD is for both men and women, since most women don't realize their capabilities, and most men don't fully appreciate their woman of valor. You won't be the same after you hear it.
  • Ashrenu
    The Hebrew word "Ashrenu" is a cure-all for the soul; learn all about it in this refreshing CD.
  • A Free Gift
    Awareness of the wonderful free gift that Hashem gives each and every one of us would make us all a lot happier; this exciting CD will tell you all about it.
  • Respecting your Wife
    Men! This phenominal CD will dramatically change your marriage for the better literally overnight. You won't know what you did without it.
  • Guide to Self Composure
    Self composure is one of life's most vital tools, necessary for success in whatever you do; this important CD will help you attain it.
  • Strengthening Happiness
    This refreshing CD will destroy depression and give you a wonderful new optimism. You won't know what you did without it...
  • Why are you sad?
    Hashem will never forsake you; this vital CD will help pick you up when you're feeling less than your best.
  • The Master of Prayer
    What's the secret power of Rebbe Nachman of Breslev? How do I attain my soul correction? This amazing CD answers those questions and more.
  • The Gate of Salvation
    This powerful CD destroys depression and despair, and could save your life.
  • Take Me Home
    Personal exile is the separation of body and soul. There's a special place on earth that's conducive to a reunion of body and soul; this gratifying CD shows where the body and soul are happiest.
  • The Magic Mikva
    Who says that the honeymoon has to end? This enchanting CD will add blessings and a freshness to your marriage.
  • Your Beauty
    This exquisite CD is especially for you, the thinking woman who wants to cultivate her true beauty
  • There's no Despair in the World
    Rebbe Nachman of Breslev teaches that there's no despair in the world - this important CD explains how to apply this principle to your daily life.
  • The Only Address
    Since you are such a special friend of mine, I'm going to share with you an address that you can turn to for all your needs, right here in this eye-opening CD.
  • Positive Thinking
    Criticism is devastating, so stop torturing yourself. This delightful CD will help you rid sadness and depression from your life. You'll want to listen to it over and over.
  • Gog and Magog
    Overwhelmed by the threats of push-button global conflict? Has the war Of Gog and Magog begun? This CD is a must for survival in the 21st Century.
  • Emuna and Trust
    Dreaming of success, especially in managing money? This powerful CD will show you how to earn more and work less.
  • You're not Alone
    Harness your untapped powers and vast potential! This amazing CD shows you how.
  • It's Good to Thank Hashem
    Thanking Hashem opens the gates of Divine compassion - this eye-opening CD will show you how to add blessings to every phase of your life
  • Trust in One
    Depression? Worry? Stress? This CD will show you how to beat those negative emotions.

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Tuesday, 06 May 2008

Template for non-Emuna Falafel Republic

A Felafel Republic is similar to a banana republic, but whereas the latter is in South America, the former is in the Middle East.

Here's how to make a Falafel Republic:

1. Tell people you're a democracy for PR purposes, but let an arrogant elitist leftist oligarchy run the show behind the scenes.

2. Be as corrupt as you can. If you're caught, simply appease the oligarchy, build more sidewalk cafes and gay bars, and give territories to the enemies in exchange for 6 months of undisturbed expresso drinking with croissants and butter.

3. Throw idealistic youth in jail.

4. Burn your own birthright.

5. Have some Uncle-Tom yamulka wearers in your coalition - you can buy them for cheap.

6. Create make-believe religious courts that tell bona-fide converts that they're not Jewish.

7. Don't protect your border towns. So what if people can't go to the beach?

8. Concentrate most of the country's wealth among two dozen families.

9. Encourage perversion and a breakdown in family and morals.

10. Stuff your face with greasy falafel today and don't think about tomorrow.

Guess what, folks: Moshiach doesn't like falafel. Wait & see what he does to the Falafel Republic...

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With Hashem's Loving Grace

The Worry Worm

  • The Worry Worm: Half-Price Sale to Hasten the Geula!

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    A delightful story by Rabbi Lazer Brody and beautifully written and illustrated by Rebecca Shapiro, the Worry Worm teaches children the concept of emuna. This book is now offered at a subsidized price to enable more and more children to learn that there's a Master to this Universe.

The Garden of Emuna

The Trail to Tranquility - new 4th edition!

Chassidic Pearls

  • Chassidic Pearls - deluxe softcover

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    Here's the delightful family book of the weekly Torah portions, enhanced with Rav Lazer Brody's original parables. A must for every Shabbat table! Kalcom Publishing, 254 pages.

Rav Shalom Arush - Lazer Brody English CDs Vol. 3

  • Wake Up
    This vital CD is a needed tool of survival in an age where the world is one big powder keg about to explode. Required listening!
  • Pleased to Meet You
    This CD takes pleasure in introducing you to - Hashem! You're in for a big treat...
  • Educating Children with Love
    Child Education is a skill that requires extensive learning, love, and patience. This valuable CD is exactly what one needs to succeed as a parent and to raise happy, well-adjusted children. A must in every home!
  • My Beloved
    How well do you know yourself? Are you utilizing all or even a portion of your potential? Would you like to expand your intellect and powers of thought? Do you know what your soul thrives on? The answer to all these questions - and more - are right here in this wonderful CD.
  • Azamra
    This enlightening CD explains Rebbe Nachman's classic teaching entitled "Azamra" (I shall sing) from Likutei Moharan I:282, teaching us how to find the good points within ourselves. Required listening!
  • Moving Mountains
    Do you feel like there are brick-walled obstacles standing between you and your aspirations? There's no need for despair! All you need is this CD, and you'll learn how to move mountains.
  • Simple Emuna
    This CD will save add happiness and clarity to your life. Once we decide to earnestly seek the truth, doors open wide and we begin to solve all our problems. A must listen!
  • Pursuing Peace
    This vital CD will do wonders for all your interpersonal relationships, whether at home, in school, or at work. We actually have the power to make our lives into paradise.
  • Your Inner Dimension
    The human is made up of body and soul, of an outer dimension and an inner dimension. They must function together in harmony for a person to feel good. Hear all about it in this informative CD.
  • No One but Him
    Once a person seeks truth, he or she will reach their goal in life, solve any problem, and find the happiness that leads to an indescribably good life, as you'll hear in this CD.

Rav Shalom Arush - Lazer Brody English CD's Vol.II

  • Hashem Loves Me
    This CD, one of the most popular we ever produced, literally saves lifes. It can turn a victim into a victor, and can dramatically change your life for the better. A must hear!
  • A Woman Builds
    This exciting new CD, especially for women, shows how a woman builds or a woman destroys. A must for a truly happy marriage!
  • The Answer to all the Questions
    This amazing CD is the answer to all those sticky questions that have been bothering you for a long time. Highly recommended!
  • A Musical Journey into the Tikkun HaKlali
    Hear the Tikkun Klali set to music by Guy Tzvi Mintz and the Bayit Shlishi Ensemble, with an English intoduction by Rav Lazer Brody.
  • Choosing Life
    This wonderful CD is a sequel to the "It's Your Choice" CD, and provides answers to many of your questions in life.
  • The Big Rescue
    The CD helps rescue a person from the biggest crises.
  • The Gift of Prayer
    Prayer is free, but it's a gift that no money can buy, as you'll hear in this inspiring CD.
  • A Million Dollars
    A million-dollar treasure is right there, under your nose...
  • The Purpose of Creation
    By understanding the purpose of creation, we begin to understand the purpose of our being here in this low material world.
  • Special Mission
    Feeling dull or frustrated? Unfulfilled? You probably need to discover your own fantastic qualities - this CD will be your guide.
  • Income with Emuna
    This CD is the key to an ample and headache-free income. A must!
  • A Rosy World
    This delightful CD will show how your world can be a world of happiness, faster than you think!
  • Uprooting Anger
    This CD will enhance your income, your health, your appearance, and all your interpersonal relationships. A must!
  • A Kind Word
    This beautiful CD is just the spiritual air freshener that you need to make your home a haven of tranquility. Required listening!
  • The Delight of Shabbat
    This beautiful CD will help make your Shabbat a day of delight and gratification. Required listening!
  • All in the Family
    This CD ties the principles of shalom bayit and child education together, revealing the secret of a successful and happy home and family.
  • It's Your Choice
    If Hashem runs the world, then what's left to our free choice? Hear this eye-opening CD to find out.
  • No to Drugs
    This CD is a lifeline to anyone with a substance problem, whether tobacco, alcohol, or drugs.
  • Path in Life
    This CD is a personal navigation aid, helping you to find your own path in life.
  • Reincarnations
    This amazing CD tells how to beat the rap of an agonizing correctional go-around on this earth.
  • The Family Connection
    Every home needs this vital CD, an eye-opening lesson on raising happy and successful children.
  • Don't Be Afraid
    Fearing Hashem is like one-stop shopping - you don't have to fear anything else. A must CD.

The Garden of Yearning

  • New Release! The Garden of Yearning

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    This is Rav Shalom Arush's amazing interpretation of Rebbe Nachman's "Tale of the Lost Princess," revealing Rebbe Nachman's allusions to the proper service of Hashem. This book is a high-level sequel to The Garden of Emuna, for those who seriously seek more spirituality in their lives. Translated by Rav Lazer Brody, 124 pages, softcover, a Chut Shel Chessed publication.

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  • 160frontntshalem Complete new fourth edition of Rabbi Lazer Brody's comprehensive and unique guide to coping with insult and verbal abuse. "A wonderful and valuable tool for strengthening the spirit!" (Rabbi Moshe Halberstam of the Eda Haredis in Jerusalem). Hebrew, 234 pages, Kalcom Publishers, Israel

Or BaLev - Erez Levanon, hy"d

  • Or BaLev - Light in the Heart
    160orbalev This is the CD that we've all been waiting for, the musical legacy of Rav Erez Levanon of blessed and saintly memory, who was murdered by terrorists in March, 2007.