"Kelly" is a handsome, extremely dignified and articulate executive in Jewish West Jerusalem. He heads an import-export firm, and speaks perfect Hebrew, impeccable Arabic, and the Queen's English. Kelly is really Khaled, who behind the fancy facade of his tailored Bagir suit is a devout Moslem from East Jerusalem. Don't ask me how I know him, but we're good friends with a high level of mutual respect.
Last week, we met in his office after hours for a candid discussion about the future of this area. It's an eye-opener, as you'll soon see:
Lazer: Kelly, explain to me how the Hamas seized power in Gaza.
Kelly: It's simple. The Israelis and certainly the Americans have no idea of who the Hamas really is. They label them arch-terrorists and then their consciences are clear. The truth is that the man on the street in Gaza loves the Hamas. While Abu Amar [Yassir Arafat - LB] and his buddies were padding their pockets and letting the people of Palestine starve to death, the Hamas had an entire network of social aid societies that you Chassidim would be proud of. They gave out food to the poor, cared for orphans, and helped the sick.
Lazer: Does that explain their success at the polls?
Kelly: Most definitely. The Hamas was elected in a perfectly democratic election with a more-than-healthy majority. This is what makes my blood boil, and the blood of many other moderate Palestinians: The two-faced USA, the world's "guardians" of democracy, refuse to recognize a democratically-elected regime. Is there a limit to hippocracy?
Lazer: Outside of Russia and Iran, no one else has recognized the Hamas either. Why blame the US?
Kelly: Please, Lazer, don't play naive with me. The Hamas is no man's puppet. That's the "problem" with the strong believers such as Achmedinejad of Iran and Nasrulla of the Hizbolla. They have ideology. They have a commitment to what they believe in. You can't buy them. The US can't stand anyone or anything that can't be bought with their greenbacks. Look at Olmert and Abu Mazen - you can't have two more perfect partners like two peas right out of a pod. Both are weak leaders. Both are corrupt. And both are American puppets.
Lazer: What does the average Moslem in Hevron or Gaza City think of Abu Mazen?
Kelly: You'd be amazed how our society resembles yours. We have a growing polarization between religious and non-religious. I can't make a general statement about Gaza and the West Bank, because their respective social dynamics are so different. Don't forget that Egyptian cultural influence sets the tone in Gaza, while Jordanian influence permeates the West Bank [until 1967, Gaza was under Egyptian administration, and Judea and Sammaria were under Jordanian rule - LB].
Lazer: Let's start with you, Kelly, and your family in East Jerusalem.
Kelly: My father for example is 87 years old. He hates the Fatah and Abu Mazen. He says that they're trying to take our youth away from God and turn them into drug pushers. He also hates Abu Mazen's ally, secular Israel.
Lazer: Why?
Kelly: Our daughters are picking up all the bad habits of the brazen secular women of Israel. They've lost their modesty and dignity. The Hamas on the other hand, is spearheading a return to Islam, a return to old values.
Lazer: Living by the sword?
Kelly: Come to your senses, Lazer; you expect us to turn another cheek? Let's stop for a moment. Before 1948, Arab and Jew lived peacefully side-by-side in Jerusalem. Do you know that my father still speaks perfect Yiddish?
Lazer: Yes, and the old Yerushalmis like Rav Moshe Halberstam of blessed memory could speak perfect Arabic.
Kelly: That's because they lived in harmony. In fact, we have the greatest respect for Chassidim. You are people of honor who respect all humans. Admit it, you are no better than a second-class citizen within the secular Zionist regime that hates you.
Lazer: No comment, Kelly; I won't say a bad thing about a Moslem, so I certainly won't say something derogatory about a Jew. It's my job as a rabbi to help the secular find the way back to their roots.
Kelly: Good luck and wishful thinking. But, that's exactly what your people need - a return to the faith. Without you Chassidim, your country would crumble like all the other decadent societies.
Lazer: Hashem will decide who crumbles and who doesn't. Let's get back on the track, Kelly. Will there be a Palestinian State?
Kelly: Not as the Americans want. I believe that ultimately, the Hamas will gain power in the West Bank. With Iranian and Syrian help, the Hamas will attain a Hizbulla-like balance of power deterrent with Israel. Today's Israel is afraid of a war with Hizbulla and Syria. They are cowards that lack conviction. They want comforts and conveniences, and are unwilling to sacrifice. Every Arab 4 year-old in the Middle East laughs at the paper Zionist tiger. We read about the scandals and the corruption of your government and we know that they will eventually crumble. I visualize an international state with equal rights for all. Let each person respect his neighbor - live and let live.
Lazer: And you're willing to beat your sword into a plowshare?
Kelly: Yes. Eventually, there won't be anyone left over here but Arabs and Chassidim anyway. Just as we lived together 60 years ago, we can do it again. Inshallah! [May it be Hashem's will - LB]
This was neither a debate nor an attempt to prove Kelly wrong on any given point, just a probe of the way a Moslem neighbor views our world.